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So I am posting my delicious smoothies so I can share my orgasm inducing beverages! Today I have a smoothie with 1 banana 5 frozen strawberries a 1/2 cup of frozen blueberries 1 cup of strawberry low-fat yogurt and about a 1/2 cup of strawberry orange banana juice. Seriously good. I should give it a fruity name, suggestions? Also all these ingredients were purchased at Trader Joes. And I made this with a Magic Bullet. (Taken with instagram)


I’m so depressed.

I hate my brain because my brain makes me hate myself.

All day it says “you’re not good enough, you are a miserable person, end your life and get it over with”.

That voice is so hard to ignore.

If I had a gun I would blow my brains out.

My brain is what’s killing me anyways.


Is it bad that I don’t like mothers day because my mother fucked me up so bad that I never want to have children?



lgbtadvocate:

gtfothinspo:

loveonesself:

An EPIDEMIC. That’s right. nearly 50% of people know some with an ED. Spread the word. Help people. Beauty is not the number on the scale or in the back of your jeans. 

Finally something with weight diversity. Well. A little weight diversity. It’s still an improvement on those nasty triggering ED posters, but how about a little bit more. A guy maybe? Maybe even a PoC?

I agree with the person above. For more infor on eating disorders or to reach someone on the helpline please go to nationaleatingdisorders.com


A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man driving a gray car, license plate: Quebec 72B 381. Canada. Reblog this. It could save her. The Kidnapping is recent so do it, 3 seconds will not kill you. If it were your child .

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I’m tripping sack trying to eat teddy Graham’s but I can’t. I look at them and I can’t stop laughing



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[Image: A picture of a tall, very thin Black woman with her shoulder over a shorter, older white man wearing traditional Orthodox Jewish clothing on a New York sideway.]

staghunts:

“This one is very serious, guys:

I came upon these two on the sidewalk. They were having a conversation. “Excuse me,” I said, addressing the girl: “I’m sorry to interrupt, but is there anyway I can take your photo?”

“Why would you want my photo?” she asked.

“Because you look beautiful,” I said. And she did. She was Sudanese. There is a very distinct beauty among people from the Sudan, and she was filled up with it. Suddenly the man cut in: 

“I was just telling her she was beautiful,” he said. 

Naively, I assumed I had just walked up on one stranger giving a compliment to another. I wanted to capture the moment. “Let me take your photograph together,” I said. The man seemed reluctant, he started smiling nervously and inching away. But the girl called him back. 

“Come take a picture with me,” she said. Encouraged by her attention, he returned. She put her arm around him, and I took the photo.

As I examined the photos on my camera, the man started whispering to the girl. She answered him in a loud voice: “I told you! I’m not that kind of girl.” She seemed agitated now. Finally sensing that I had misread the situation, I stepped between them. The man began hurrying down the sidewalk.

When the man left, the girl’s demeanor changed completely. She seemed shaken. Her eyes were tearing up. “He just offered me five hundred dollars to go out with him,” she said. “And then when I said ‘no,’ he offered me one thousand. Why does this always happen to me?”

“It happens a lot?” I asked.

“All the time,” she said. “I’m sorry I’m getting emotional. I just can’t go out of my house without this kind of thing happening. I have a son. I’m a mother. I would never degrade myself like that. I just don’t understand why this keeps happening.”

“Do you mind if I tell this story?” I asked.

“Please,” she said. “Tell it.”

Let’s hope this man, and all men, realize the emotional damage they are inflicting on the women they try to buy. In the meantime, feel free to SHARE.*

Dear Tumblr, fuck you for trying to erase this. 

I’m saving this post because as many times as Tumblr tries to erase this woman’s story and act like anything about this was okay, that’s as many times as I’m reposting it. They can either cut me off or stop being assnuggets about this. whichEVER. 

Do not forget this. 

Let’s make sure we all get screen shots too, in case tumblr manages to get this off again.

So, tumblr is trying to delete this? Well… no. No fucking way. You don’t go around deleting stories like this.

Reblogging just on fucking principle. If you are following me, would you please consider doing the same?

They are; I believe this is a repost because of the small amount of notes. The original post had thousands.  If I’m not mistaken, the original post was deleted because the guy’s family complained.  What about HER family, though? What about her? Simply fucking disgusting.

… so, he was an arsehat, his family said that people knowing about him being an arsehat would hurt them and tried to make this better by being arsehats, too?

Ah, well then. I’ll be saving a copy and just posting it again should it disappear again.

Keep her story alive.

Forever, and ever, and ever reblog.



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Putting this on here too because more people need to realise that anxiety and depression aren’t “just in your head”… It IS a mental condition LINKED to chemical imbalances.

I have a depression disorder. This means a lot.

Depression and anxiety here. Good times…


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